I spent all morning dealing with a new washing machine and dragging out the old, broken one. We had somewhere that we needed to be at a specific time. I asked my wife if she thought that I should change my pants before we left the house.
“Yes”
“You didn’t even look to see how dirty they are.”
“We’ve been married for almost 18 years. If you are asking that question, you need clean pants.”
Upon further inspection, she wasn’t wrong. They were filthy.