Fanny Pack

“Were you wearing that fanny pack while you were running… outside… where everyone could see you?”

“Obviously, how else could I carry all of my stuff?”

In my wife’s defense, it is a neon orange fanny pack that looked like a 1980s reject. Good thing I had already removed my fluorescent yellow visibility vest.


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