Benefits of being part of the club:
1. Weekly email reminder of the upcoming schedule
Never miss a show.
You might still need to set an alarm
but this is the next best thing.
Also, get notified of any ninja shows.
2. Greatest Hits
You will get a carefully curated
collection of my five favorite episodes
of Breakfast with Brother Jack.
They will be delivered over the next five days.
3. And so much more
There will be other secret benefits
that I can’t divulge at this point
(I haven’t figured it all out).