Reciting sappy love song lyrics I’m hoping you’re the ears meant to hear them And I, I don’t know what this all means But I know what it seems It seems on tv, it’s the only words they’re saying And these magazines say I got to be playing And I’m just a little girl In this whole wide world Doing whatever I can to fit in He says he wants to take it to the next level What am I, just a video game Holding hands in your parents’ basement The look in your eyes is just stopping time Moving closer with your arm around me Nervously you say, “I want to be serious” And I’m just a little girl In this whole wide world Doing whatever I can to fit in You gotta find that one boy That one special boy And when you find him You’ll be that special girl The only girl And you’ll do what it takes to keep him You’ll learn and you’ll sacrifice You’ll pluck and you’ll curl And you’ll stay trim You’ll wax ad you’ll exfoliate And you will have figured things out by then And he will be yours Maybe this is nothing new There are plenty of boys who are just like you But this is different this time Can’t you see this is so serious Maybe I’m not ready for this But what else is a girl to do And I’m just a little girl In this whole wide world Doing whatever I can to fit in