I write 99.9% of all my Daily Dispatches on a tablet. I use a red, wireless keyboard to type my brilliance. I accidentalky placed my tablet on the table on top of the keyboard. It pressed all of the keys simultaneously and drained the battery. This provided a long, random list of letters and a dead keuyboard. If there was any justice in the worrld, it would have spontaneously typed something profound. Instead, what you get is a story about my drained keyboard that was typefd on a tiny tablet keryboard with one finger . I’m surprised this is as legible as it is. Curse my guitar fingers, they weren’t made for finding these tinylwttwrs.