It’s Saturday and I know that you don’t want to get out of bed. Pull up the covers with some weird folk. I made a one-minute-long version of the Paul Simon classic called Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard. You can watch it on YouTube, follow this link. Typically, when I post cover songs to YouTube, they go unnoticed by the robots. My versions are so far removed from the originals that nobody cares to claim responsibility. However, this performance got flagged because I sounded too much like the original recording. I was identified by the robots as sounding like my favorite songwriter of all time. I am not ashamed. Due to this glorious coincidence, they may force you to watch an advertisement before you can see my video. My apologies.