Not As Regular

I’m not as regular as I used to be
I’m not as regular as I used to be
I’m not as regular as I used to be
I go walking early in the morning
While everyone else is still lying in bed
I’m still howling at that early morning moon 
And scratching at the fleas that are on my back
I’m not as regular as I used to be
I’m not as regular as I used to be
I’m not as regular as I used to be
I don’t need all your gastrointestinal wonders
I don’t really care about food at all
Everything gives me heartburn now
Eating is just a chore that must be done
I’m not as regular as I used to be
I’m not as regular as I used to be
I’m not as regular as I used to be
I don’t really like going out at all
It’s loud and sometimes it smells real bad
I’d rather be sitting at home
Playing some weird folk music
I’m not as regular as I used to be
I’m not as regular as I used to be
I’m not as regular as I used to be
I’m not as regular as I used to be
I’m not as regular as I used to be
I’m not as regular as I used to be
I’m not good at maintaining relationships
I spend far too much time living in my own head
It’s not really a problem though
See, I really enjoy my own company
I’m not as regular as I used to be
I’m not as regular as I used to be
I’m not as regular as I used to be
I’m not as regular

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