Not as regular as I used to be Not as regular as I used to be Not as regular as I used to be I go walking early in the morning While everyone else is still lying in bed I still howling at that early morning moon And scratch at the fleas on my back Not as regular as I used to be Not as regular as I used to be Not as regular as I used to be I drink copious amounts of black coffee It’s the only way that I feel like a human Being Again Not as regular as I used to be Not as regular as I used to be Not as regular as I used to be I don’t need all those gastrointestinal wonders I don’t really get off on food at all Everything gives me heartburn now Eating is just a fire that must be put out Not as regular as I used to be Not as regular as I used to be Not as regular as I used to be I don’t like going out that much It’s loud and sometimes it smells bad I’d rather be sitting at home Playing some weird folk songs Not as regular as I used to be Not as regular as I used to be Not as regular as I used to be I’m not good at maintaining relationships I spend far too much time in my own head It’s not really a bad thing I really enjoy my own company Not as regular as I used to be Not as regular as I used to be Not as regular as I used to be