Please, No Poop Jokes


Wednesday Words
Not as regular as I used to be
Not as regular as I used to be
Not as regular as I used to be
I go walking early in the morning
While everyone else is still lying in bed
I still howling at that early morning moon 
And scratch at the fleas on my back
Not as regular as I used to be
Not as regular as I used to be
Not as regular as I used to be
I drink copious amounts of black coffee
It’s the only way that I feel like a human
Being
Again
Not as regular as I used to be
Not as regular as I used to be
Not as regular as I used to be
I don’t need all of your gastrointestinal wonders
I don’t really get off on food that much
I don’t like going out just to be seen
My scene is a good book and a rocking chair
Not as regular as I used to be
Not as regular as I used to be
Not as regular as I used to be
I’m not great at maintaining relationships
I spend far too much time in my own head
It’s not really a bad thing
I really enjoy my own company
Not as regular as I used to be
Not as regular as I used to be
Not as regular as I used to be