Twin 1 is sick again. Our twins are six and in kindergarten. They have been rotating illnesses every other week since the first of the year. It’s been a constant stream of coughing and snot. It would be so much easier if they could get on the same schedule and give me a week off between each new virus. Little kids are so gross. Why do they lick everything? I was thinking about the little things they do that work to self-sabotage life. They can’t help it, it’s part of their basic, disgusting nature. Then I started pondering all of the ways that I sabotage myself. I came up with a list of nine, almost daily habits that do nothing but make the quality of my life worse. I will not be sharing this list with you. It is embarrassing. Don’t judge me, you do it too.