Hannah is playing in a string quartet for the upcoming Easter holiday. We were on our way home from her practice. We were almost home and a cute little calico ran across the street as we crested the top of the hill. It was followed by a very black cat. It was dark. Hannah: watch out for that cat!!! Me: Wow, I can’t believe we didn’t hit it. Oh no, another cat Th-thump Hannah: it never happened Me: I think I just hit that— Hannah: no, it didn’t happen Me: Ewwww, that was so gross, we just— Hannah: it didn’t happen I learned a valuable lesson today. If I ever go on a crime spree, I know who I want to be riding shotgun.