Hannah is playing in a string quartet for the upcoming Easter holiday.  We were on our way home from her practice.  We were almost home and a cute little calico ran across the street as we crested the top of the hill. It was followed by a very black cat. It was dark. 
Hannah: watch out for that cat!!!
Me: Wow, I can’t believe we didn’t hit it.  Oh no, another cat
Hannah: it never happened
Me: I think I just hit that—
Hannah: no, it didn’t happen
Me: Ewwww, that was so gross, we just—
Hannah: it didn’t happen
I learned a valuable lesson today.  If I ever go on a crime spree, I know who I want to be riding shotgun.