I’ve been giving my son piano lessons.
We had just finished his most recent lesson and he said, “Don’t take this the wrong way… I like you lots but I don’t really like the piano teacher version of you.”
“Really? Why is that?”
“I don’t know…. Who is that weird kid that was really good at piano?”
“Nice change of subject but I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
“You know, he was really good at piano and his name was something about a wolf?”
“Do you mean Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?”
“Yeah, that’s him. He is so weird… You can go now. I’ll be done soon.”