My baby girl (age 6) is obsessed with weddings. She was privileged to be the flower girl for some friends at their wedding over the summer. Now weddings are a big deal for her. She just informed me that when she grows up she will have all her kids before she gets married so that her little girls can be flower girls at her own wedding. It gets worse. She told me that she wants me to be a bridesmaid. I said that it might be weird to have her father as a bridesmaid. She said, “It will be fine. The girl is in charge of the wedding. They will have to do what I say.” I hope she elopes.