Uncle Boozie with even more on hats

Weeeeell, hey. It’s everybody’s favorite uncle. That’s right. It’s me, Uncle Boozie.

You can tell a lot about a person by the kind of hat that they wear. If they are wearing a policeman’s hat, there is a high probability that they are a police person. If they are wearing one of those fancy nun hats with the wings, they probably won’t go out on a date with you. Trust me. If they are wearing a baseball hat, it doesn’t mean that they are a baseball player but you know for sure that they are the kind of person that sometimes wears a baseball hat. If the hat they are wearing is dirty, you know that they have been through something that made their hat dirty. A hat can really say a lot about a person.

A good hat is hard to find.


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